A bored cosmic entity gives unlimited power to Arthur, a deadpan New Jersey drywaller — and saves the intelligence upgrade for last.
Within two days, Arthur launches a sewer grate into the Moon, adopts an 800-pound grizzly as a “good boy,” turns Las Vegas into a disaster zone, and keeps blaming bad infrastructure.
This is the complete cinematic audiobook of Arthur the Drywaller, or: How God Got Bored on a Tuesday — a cosmic comedy about god-tier power, zero self-awareness, and catastrophe accidentally becoming kindness.
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▶ CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
00:20 Act I — One Small Step for Arthur, One Giant Leap for a Sewer Grate
07:08 Act II — The Structural Integrity of O’Malley’s Taphouse
14:06 Act III — The Vulcan Grizzly Maneuver
31:43 Act IV — The OSHA Violation of the Century
52:12 Act V — The Airborne Grizzly Non-Aggression Pact
1:09:10 Epilogue
1:10:43 Outro
🎙 ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION
Story by AlphaCamel.
AI-generated narration and illustrations, with an AI-assisted original score.
Direction, editing, sound design, visual effects, and final production by AlphaCamel.
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